Conversations In The Kitchen

Me: You know Ryan wotshisname, who's going out with Annalise? That new film of his looks shit.
PAUSE
Anneka: Apart from the fact that I don't know who Ryan wotshisname or Annalise are and no idea what this film is, I got all of that.
Me: Ryan...Ryan...
Anneka: Seacrest?
Me: No!
Anneka: Philli...mont?
Me: Phillimont?!?
Anneka: I can't pronounce it!
Me: So you went straight to Phillimont?
Anneka: What is it then?
Me: (ignoring Anneka's question) The bloke who was in Van Wilder!
Anneka: Reynolds?
Me: Right. And he's dating Annalise...
Anneka: Alanis Morrisette?
Me: That's the one. Well, his new film, called 'Waiting' or something, set in a restaurant, looks shit.
Anneka: Well, despite ten minutes hard work, now we actually have a talking point.
SILENCE
Me: Phillimont?
Anneka: Yeah, he's married to Reese...
Me: Withermont?

We don't need to watch sitcoms when we stuff like this in our own house.