Quotes From The Week
"I do love a happy ending," Her Majesty the Queen, spoken in the presence of Mary Poppins and Ron Weasley - don't we all ma'am?
"I don't care about the meaning of life. I care about the 80's!" Pyscho mare Nikki from Big Brother - maybe the 80's were the meaning of life?
Me: "This towel smells funny"
Dad: "Spray it with your perfume then"
Me: "I think that's a slight waste of my highly expensive Chanel"
Dad: "Why? I sprayed it on the cat yesterday."
Mum: "Wait, start again. Whose this Jack Gyllenhaal?"
Me: "Jake Gyllenhaal."
Mum: "Jake? Is that Jack's brother?"
And finally, is it me or are My Little Ponies sexually alluring?
9 comments:
Dude. My Little Ponies are HOTTTTTT....the sooner you realize and accept this, the easier the rest will be, little Britpop.
Did you watch the Milk task they did??? That was so funny!
You so need to teach your mum more about Jake! Boths your parents are very funny!
I'm turned on. The one on the left is well fit. If I ply them both with alcohol do you think I've got a chance of bringing them back to mine?
Ew, the My Little Ponies picture is quite disturbing....
And the exchange with your Mom is priceless! Same type of thing happened with me last week (yes, even elderstatespersons have Moms). I called my Mom all excited, "Mom! Guess what!? Heath Ledger left a message for ME on my ATTMC blog!" "Keith who?" "HEATH, Mom, Heath Ledger - you know, the actor!?!!" "Keith Ledger...did you go to school with him or something?" Mom's hopeless, but I love her anyway. ;)
^^^ Ha! That's great! And brit, "Jack's brother." Hilarious! My dad mispronounces "Gyllenhaal" all the time, but he does it on purpose because he knows it annoys me. I don't like to think of My Little Ponies that way. I feel all dirty.
LMAO! Your mom cracks me up!! So does your dad btw... "I sprayed it on the cat..." LOL!
I can't believe your cat smells better than I do.
^^LOL!!
My Little Ponies are def in some sexual moment..this reminds me of last Christmas, when I recieved from my literature teacher some Christmas tree ornaments..there were three golden angels,but there was a tiny problem..they were fat and naked! The butt was so damn showing off, and so was the belly! and some little hands playing the harp or smth, that I have classified them immediately as porn angels! very disturbing..
Uh.....I think that Little Ponies thing is totally you. I'm not feelin' it!
Your Dad spray Chanel on the CAT? Sacrilege! I find that COMPLETELY hi.larious! Was it No. 5? LOVE that stuff.
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